Radio Telescope Records Cries of the Damned

Recently, astronomers at the Mt. Rumi Science Learn-a-torium released recordings made by deep space radio telescopes that pin point the location of hell.  The recordings were made during a series of observations of a black hole in the Virgo galaxy.  Black holes are incredibly massive objects in space that create gravitational fields so powerful that space itself is curved around them.  Stars, planets, even light itself is ‘sucked’ into these black holes.  And, as recently revealed, so are the souls of the damned.

In these recordings on can clear hear the sound of shrieking and crying souls.  “Their cries are pitiful,” said Dr. Drusba, chief of stuff at the Learn-a-torium.  “If you listen carefully you can even hear what sounds like teeth grinding,” he added.

Prominent theologian Dr. Jack Van Impe believes this is vindication of the Biblical doctrine of Hell.  “Now, this black hole, it sucks in all light and all energy so that it is totally black.  This one has sucked up two billion, three hundred million suns plus millions of dwarf stars – and dwarf stars never loose their heat; it goes on forever and ever.  And these dwarf stars make the heat inside these black holes twenty-five million to thirty million degrees Fahrenheit.

“Consider this and then quit saying there couldn’t be a hell.  Twenty-five to thirty million degrees Fahrenheit!  Now this is interesting because Jesus mentioned a place of ‘outer darkness in Matthew 8:12, and Matthew 25:30 and Jude verse 13 also calls it the ‘blackness of darkness forever.’  Think about it.”[i]

Steven Hawking was unavailable for comment.

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[i] These are Van Impe’s actual words – April 9, 2005 –