Stupid Things I've Heard

This may or may not become a 'regular' thing ... but here are some Stupid Things I've Heard People Say Recently:

I don't know why the gays want to get married...they're just going to get divorced like everyone else.

And...

Jesus went to England [during the so-called missing years] with his uncle, Joseph of Arimathea; that's where he learned to be a carpenter. That's in the Bible.