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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Donald Trump Takes Hostage - Makes Ransom Demand

Breaking News

News agencies are reporting that American businessman and television personality, Donald Trump, has taken a female hostage (known only as Charity) in New York, and is holding her for ransom.

In a statement released today Trump has "demanded" that President Barack Obama release his college records and passport applications.  Trump has announced that he will release his hostage only when his demands are met.  His ultimatum includes a deadline.  '"One caveat --- the records must be given by October 31st at 5pm in the afternoon..."or I start tossing out bodies.'


Authorities believe that Trump is acting out of anger and are taking his threats very seriously.





































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