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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Remember - Pat Robertson Already Knows Who Will Win the Election

We're in the final days of this seemingly endless presidential campaign.  There are only a few days left before Americans will cast their votes to decide which of the candidates will be our next president.  And it's a good thing, too.  If I have to watch any more election commercials I might start to miss commercials for feminine hygiene products.

But,as exasperating the campaigns have become,  let's not forget that everyone's favorite media mogul and televangelist,  Pat Robertson, already knows who is going to be the winner. He's known for months because God told him.

"I think he showed me about the next president," Robertson said way back in January, "but I'm not supposed to talk about it."

Some of us might still be wondering and praying about the upcoming election.  But Pat Robertson's already got the inside scoop.

2 comments:

  1. It looks like Pat was surprised by Obama winning, but how could that be, since god already told him he would? Or did god lie to him? Or is Pat just hearing his own voice inside his head? I wonder...

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