If This is What My Friends Think of Me…

According to many of my friends, I am:

A dolt.
An idiot.
A moron.
A Nazi.
A libturd.
A hypocrite.
An Obamatard.
A sheep.
Not living in the real world.
A special kind of stupid.
Absurd.
Sad.
Whining.
Sanctimonious.
Divisive.

These were collected from my friends Facebook posts and status updates.
Some of them were directed at me specifically. Some were sweeping generalizations about "liberals".