The Third Trumpet: An End Times Paranoia

And then...
The third angel sounded his judgment horn
and there fell a great star from heaven
burning, as it were, like a lamp.

And in falling it showered its sparks into the air,
a tail of toxic green glitter,
aerosolized absinthe,
into the waters of the world.

This flaming star, this falling spacecraft
poisoned the world with
nuclear and biological waste
and many men died because
they were bitter men.

Behold, I will make them wormfood
and give them gall to drink.