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Friday, March 8, 2013

Biblical Limericks: Son in Law



Saul did not want David as his kin
but his daughter was in love with him,
with a plan cold as ice
he settled the bride price
at one-hundred Philistine foreskins.

But David was bold and determined
that the king’s approval he would win,
so he went out with his men
to fight once again
and returned with two hundred foreskins.


 
1 Samuel 18: 20 - 27

It could have been worse for King Saul.  He could have had Pauly Shore as his son-in-law

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