Did you hear the one
about the adding machine salesman from Brooklyn
who was placed in charge of the town’s HazMat team?
His bones were radioactive by the end of the dance;
General Pershing gave him a medal.
Outside in the alley, Bowery bums were drinking fatal doses of liquid smoke.
His bones were radioactive by the end of the dance;
General Pershing gave him a medal.
Outside in the alley, Bowery bums were drinking fatal doses of liquid smoke.
A bottle of
spontaneously combustible solids was found in the pocket
of one unidentified (and unidentifiable) man.
Madam Curie went on her second tour just after that,
carrying test tubes of radioactive isotopes in her pockets,
but she never came back.
of one unidentified (and unidentifiable) man.
Madam Curie went on her second tour just after that,
carrying test tubes of radioactive isotopes in her pockets,
but she never came back.
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