July Anomalies A-Z: Eagle

These are revelations untraveled,

reparations unrivaled,

tessellations unraveled,

Woe, for the Eagle has spoken
terror in midair,

and a second time woe.

And now the third Eagle has spoken
conspiracies from the co-prophet
who finds numerological connections
between Korean pop-stars
and the spotted pelt of the Obama leopard.

The rosary of Mary will protect us
from the coming of the Antichrist;
the rosary of Mary will protect us
from phallic airport murals.

666 is always followed by 555;
doom and gloom proceeds from a Casio keyboard.

This is part of July Anomalies A-Z, a creative writing exercise and not intended to be an altogether accurate picture of the creature described above.   But I love this guy...