Biblical Limericks: Some Rules for Happy Polygamy

Say your first wife’s a bit of a bore,
and that you’re looking for something more;
you may take a new wife,
but for all of her life
you must care for the first as before.

Give her the food, and clothing, and rights
that she had before, and do not sleight;
though you have a new bride
if the first is denied
she may leave your cheap ass in the night.

Exodus 21: 10 - 11

Oooh get over it. Limericks are supposed to be rude.