Biblical Limericks: How to Insult Someone the Biblical Way

You and a friend have started to brawl
and you’re strapped for an insult to bawl;
you could always refer
to the biblical slur,
say that he “pisseth against the wall!”

1 Samuel 25: 22, 34 / 1 Kings 14:10, 16: 11, 21:21 / 2 Kings 9:8 - KJV