What Kind of Dinosaur Did Jesus Ride?

If it is true, as Ken Ham and other folks of his creationist ilk suggest, that humans once saddled up dinosaurs and rode them about, then it becomes necessary, nay! Vital for us to ask - and to answer- the question: What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride?

Some have suggested that Jesus, the King of the Jews, the King of Kings would ride nothing less than the king of dinosaurs - the Tyrannosaurus Rex. But I think it more likely that he rode a Velocirapture.  (groan)

Okay.  Okay.  Sure.  The coloring book picture is a hoax.  But it's funny.  And  no less  anachronistic than the junk coming from Ken Ham's outfit.