Biblical Limericks: Noah Was a Jerk

Peter called him a preacher righteous,
but Noah, he seems rather lifeless.
Abram, at least, argued,
would Sodom have rescued;
Noah left the world as detritus.

2 Peter 2: 5

I’m not overly fond of Noah.  God says, “Hey, I’m going to destroy the world.”  And Noah says, “I’m cool with that.”  What a jerk…