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Monday, August 17, 2015

Dr. Tarrec’s Free Weekly Horoscope # 27


Aries – The bravado of the warrior combined with an unshakable certainty that you are wrong results in ad hominem attacks, but do not fear him; he is smaller than the legend and that is the only arrow in his quiver.

Taurus – Discovery of the future through dreams is permitted (and encouraged). I will be dreaming of you under the almond trees tonight.

Gemini – How the mighty are fallen, but not so far, really, for he was never so mighty as he imagined. Help him up.

Cancer – Famine, fire, flood, or false friends – I think you know which is the more dangerous threat.

Leo – King Solomon may have been a wizard able to bind the demons into a conscripted labor force, but nevermind all that.  This building project will not come in under budget.

Virgo – Kiss her Arab eyes under Arab skies. She is your sister and a mystery.

Libra – An ivory sphinx on an marble mountain, a prophet of iron under steel grey skies – these things will not be moved.

Scorpio – Pazuzu is blowing in with the darkness. He comes with the desert wind, carving canyons and devouring children. You called him; now you’ll have to deal with him.

Sagittarius – The wisdom of the foolish king is such a paltry thing – but don’t tell him I said so…

Capricorn – Eliphaz, Bildad, Zophar – yes. They were bad, but hardly the worst. You should meet some of my friends.

Aquarius – Nebuchadnezzar’s insanity was foreseen by Daniel, but no one expected you to go so mad.  He was driven from among men. You will be driven out and beaten down.

Pisces – Love is as strong as death. This is the end.


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