An American Evanjuggalo*, who was something of an internet
troll with gadfly pretentions, came up to Jesus and said, “Good teacher…”
“Why do you call me good?” Jesus interrupted him.
“Because you…”
“No really; don’t even talk to me,” Jesus cut him off. “Come back when you learn what goodness is.”
*Evanjuggalo – a portmanteau of my own creation (as far as I
can tell), combining something of the American Evangelical facade, and the
violent, trash-mouthed fans of the Insane Clown Posse (ICP) known as Juggalos. An October 2010
article in The Guardian characterized
the Insane Clown Posse as "evangelical Christians" who have
"only been pretending to be brutal and sadistic to trick their fans into
believing in God." Evanjuggalos would be the reverse – pretending to be Christians in
order to hide their brutal and sadistic selves.
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