The Big Bang Never Happened

The Big Bang never happened;
we are not here.

And this can be demonstrated
with a simple experiment
using common household items:

A Superheterodyne Radar Receiver
A Magnetron Microwave Generator
An Antimatter Plasma Inducer
3 Tablespoons of Dish-soap
1 Tablespoon of Gelatin
Glitter

The growing pessimism of our modern age
is the direct result of misfiring neurons
sending erratic electrical impulses
along a set of predefined pathways.
But, as I have said, this is not real.

Our total existence is an unstable system,
an evolving cerebral flux.
There never was a period of inflationary expansion.
There never was a Cambrian explosion.
Tertullian would have been right
in declaring the material world evil
except that it was a
creatio ex nihilo nihil.

Of course, it is true that distant objects are red-shifted
but that’s only an illusion of time.