Dr. Tarrec’s Free Weekly Horoscope #25

Aries – Puzzled by the laboratory analysis, the Doctor will make an emergency visit. You will have to pay the house call service charge.

Taurus – Who or what is landing here? The cosmic circle closes.

Gemini – The delicate interlocking of fates determine life and/or death. There are no ifs. If you can’t find ‘em, grind ‘em.

Cancer – Though a dog barks in the distance, there is nothing in the darkness. Go back to sleep.

Leo – Any moment now: Unspeakable horror, fugitive criminals and rampaging robots in empty urban centers.

Virgo – German aviators (speaking in riddles) will attempt an illegal landing. 

Libra – The blood turns to powder as a result of the regimen of injections he’s been given. 100cc. 200cc for added protection. He will absorb great quantities of radiation.

Scorpio – Embrace the epithet.

Sagittarius – Oh, save it for the supernovae. One nervous soldier starts a panic.

Capricorn – Listen:William Palmer has come loose from temporal constraints, but that book has already been written.

Aquarius – Think of one terrifying word. Hold it in the center of your mind. This is not action.

Pisces – Yes. I have seen it.  It is a petty insurrection of dissidents and puppets – marooned malcontents who consider themselves idealists and comics. I wouldn’t  worry about it.