Like a Daycare on Fire

 It was crowded and noisy inside my mind today, like a daycare on fire. It wasn’t a stream of consciousness; it was a gush, a mudslide, a broken sewer line of consciousness. No symmetry. No reason. Only nonsense nursery rhymes. Two radios played simultaneously. The first played “Stacy’s mom has got it going on” on repeat. Not the whole song, just “Stacy’s mom has got it going on. Stacy’s mom has got it going on. Stacy’s mom has got it going on…” the other played Melissa Etheridge - first “come to my window,” then “I’m the only who’ll walk across the fire for you” back and forth. Sometimes together. I tried to focus. Stacy’s mom. I tried to breathe. Stacy’s mom. I tried to find the mystic selah at the center of the sacred om. But Stacy’s mom has got it going on. - Peel the chicken. Lick the chicken. Peel the chicken. What does that even mean? I don’t know but it wouldn’t stop. Look at me in my old man sweater. Walk across the fire with Stacy’s mom. Are you buying or selling t used cocaine oil? What? Discarded shoes and gloves found after the snows have melted. Come to my window. Eternity is the flame after the candle has been blown out. Who said that? 

The noise in my head settled to levels slightly louder than normal around noon. It was almost tolerable. Stacy’s mom had got it going on. Actually - Stacy’s mom is probably age appropriate for me. Is she still available?