Friday, August 5, 2016
Thursday, August 4, 2016
On the Leader’s Zephyr Zeppelin
The Urmx-7 technicians were found years later, mummified – desiccated.
They must have died instantly, in the flash right at the beginning of the
global war, when the first nuclear blasts detonated over Kuala Lumpur, Lahore,
and Des Moines. Their bodies weren’t burnt, but baked. And when the Urmx-7
vault was finally excavated, their dried out husks were still there, hunched over
their terminals. The Urmx-7 system was still functioning, as if nothing had
ever happened, the hexagonal decryption codes and the ENCOM end of line MCP
transmitters still broadcasting the Leader’s secret messages to agents around
the world.
This is why the orbital nuke platforms continued on path – over the earth, always ready to reign down fire on the surface dwellers.
This is why the orbital nuke platforms continued on path – over the earth, always ready to reign down fire on the surface dwellers.
The Leader of the Right Government™ ignored his advisors, and fired those who refused to release the nuclear codes. Dressed in a suit of regenerated cellulous, like a rabid fox in rayon, he snipped and yapped at the roadkill remains of the intelligence community. “Just nuke ‘em,” he said. “Nuke ‘em. Why can’t we just nuke ‘em?”
And then …
Aloft in his Zephyr Zeppelin, the Leader stayed above the crisis – through the weeks and months that most of the rest of the world was drinking sulfur water and bleeding in the gutters of the globe. The Urmx-7 flight program kept the Zephyr Zeppelin out of the fallout streams, with stops in New York, Miami, and Los Angeles. He kept his flesh fresh with spleenfruit fizzy drinks while we broiled under the sun and sipped at industrial run-off.
I watched the Leader’s Zephyr Zeppelin dock at the top of the Empire State building. He debarked calmly, stalking down the gangplank with his hair whipping in the wind. He was flanked by a new pair of top of the line sternodogs – Andalusian dogs with razor blade eyes. The Leader stepped into the elevator and was whisked away from my sight.
I waited five minutes to be sure that the platform was clear, then… Something tickled at me to wait.
And then I saw him again. The Right Government™'s continuity editors must have been slipping. His distortion clones were here with him. But why? Why were they here instead of leading a Gila monster chase through the blastlands of the glowing southwest? Instead of hiding like a leech at the bottom of swampy basement in Babylon?
This was something new. Something unpredicted. The plan was off. I signaled the abort code to the rest of the team secreted within the lower floors of the Empire State building. And I held my place, held my tongue. If I were caught here, the long fall and the sudden splatter at the bottom would be infinitely preferable to the Leader’s Torture Teams.
The Torture Teams competed on live television using “enhanced euphemisms” to extract confessions and intelligence information from captured subversives and wounded combatants while viewers at home voted for and wagered on their favorites. Dr. Mindy Mengele, the sexy sadist was the crowd favorite. Torquemada the Terrible used a mixture of classical devices (the Heretic’s Fork, the Judas Cradle, etc.…) along with modern chemical pain inducers to distress and harass his ‘contestants.’
But I couldn’t linger on the zeppelin platform. I was too exposed, and the wind was picking up. I replaced my only weapon (small blade) within an occult body cavity. If I were caught, there was a chance they’d miss the abdominal vault in the frisking. One could hope, anyway. I snuck on board the Zephyr Zeppelin and hid in its lower decks, in the gear rooms. It would be cold and loud, but better than being hurled from the landing platform, or tortured on live television. If the Zeppelin flew low enough, I could slip down one of the trailing electromagnetic frequency feelers. It was risky, but…
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Do Not Despair, O Little Flock - a New Hymn
I haven't done this in some time, so I feel good about doing it again - writing new words for old hymn tunes. Today I have taken two of the texts from this week's lectionary reading (Ordinary 19 - Luke 12: 32 - 40 & Psalm 33: 12 - 22) and the German hymn tune Kommt Her Zu Mir to write the following:
You are welcome to it if you like it.
Do not despair, o little flock,
though the trials of this world rock
your faith and disturb your calm,
for it is your Father’s pleasure
to give to you all the treasure
of his glorious kingdom.
Sell what you have – give to the poor
and store your wealth forever more
where thieves and moths cannot go;
for where you keep your wealth and worth,
whether in heav’n or on the earth,
there your heart will be also.
Kings are not saved by force of arms,
nor warriors from great alarms
by trusting in their own might;
but God’s eye is on those that fear,
on all those who to him draw near
and trust him through death’s dark night.
Be dressed and ready with your light,
for he may come this very night,
then we will open the door.
We set our hope upon the Lord,
who is our help, our shield and sword;
we praise him forever more.
You are welcome to it if you like it.
Do not despair, o little flock,
though the trials of this world rock
your faith and disturb your calm,
for it is your Father’s pleasure
to give to you all the treasure
of his glorious kingdom.
Sell what you have – give to the poor
and store your wealth forever more
where thieves and moths cannot go;
for where you keep your wealth and worth,
whether in heav’n or on the earth,
there your heart will be also.
Kings are not saved by force of arms,
nor warriors from great alarms
by trusting in their own might;
but God’s eye is on those that fear,
on all those who to him draw near
and trust him through death’s dark night.
Be dressed and ready with your light,
for he may come this very night,
then we will open the door.
We set our hope upon the Lord,
who is our help, our shield and sword;
we praise him forever more.
Monday, August 1, 2016
Biblical Limericks: He’s a Cut-Up
Remember: the tyrannical slave
who abuses others like a knave
will get all that he’s earned
when the master’s returned:
he’ll be dissevered with a sharp glaive.
Luke 12: 45 - 46
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