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Monday, September 12, 2016

Apocalypsing - Introducing a Brand New Word to the English Language


In the English language we can talk about an apocalypse (noun - a revelation), and something that is apocalyptic (adjective - revelatory) but we cannot apocalypse (verb - reveal) something.

Sad really...

So, to correct this long neglected lapse in the English language, I am formally introducing the word Apocalypse (as a verb) to our collective vocabularies.

Examples:
The elevator doors open to apocalypse a pair of strangely dressed clowns.

Jimmy unwraps his birthday present, apocalypsing a brand new pair of wool socks. 

You can thank me now. 

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