The reviews are in. Come see what the critics are calling “hypothetical nonsense.”
“Cheaply manufactured Christmas cheer from a liberal cynic. The smell of smoke comes in in the first half of the second act, but the smell of despair is there from the opening musical number.”
“You can clearly see the donkey…”
“Open rebellion to God from bastards and not sons. Someone should beat the fire out of him.”
“A fragment of work, directly contradicting everything else he’s ever written.”
“Grossly anachronistic, displaying a glaring ignorance of history.”
“It’s just weird.”
“Coming at the end of a long stretch of exhaustion – too tired to appreciate it when it finally comes to an end. Burned out. Burned down.”
“I haven’t checked the source, or confirmed it with the news, but as far as I know, this is legit. It seems real. It seems true, so I believe it. I haven’t followed up, but I heard it’s good.”
“A true Christmas blessing – but one best left frozen. Do not thaw.”
I wrote this backstage tonight - during a performance of a Christmas show by our local, community theater group. It has nothing (or very little) to do with the actual performance of the show. I just think it's sorta' funny.
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