A Message from Sputnik

Forget what you know.

Velikovsky was right:
the moon was drawn into space
from out of the Earth's oceans
and the planet Mercury,
the winged messenger, has a plasma tail
that causes amnesia and the collapse of towers.

The children of the damned
hold their secret club meetings
unobserved on the dark-side of the moon
where they make plans for the
insemination of space with their superior
and highly evolved genetic material.

The cold war, the arms race
was merely an excuse
for Niels Bohr to build a better toaster.
If you think you can discuss quantum theory
without a good piece of toast
you cannot have understood a single word.

Ignore all you've been told.