Biblical Limericks: No One Wants to See That

When you construct an altar for prayer
be certain to build it without stairs,
ascending you’ll expose
that what’s covered by clothes,
and no one should see your derrière.

Or, even worse, it could be your fates
as you worship with all of your mates
to make a great error
as you go up the stairs
to reveal  to the crowd your privates.

Exodus 20: 25 – 26