Are you healthy, fertile, and in your reproductive years? If so, it is urgent that you begin, even now, to conceive strong, vigorous children who will be old enough to serve in our nation’s future wars.
Your governmental leaders are already making plans for a war (location TBD) to be launched in 2036. Your prospective children will be a vital part of this war effort. Without them we will be overrun by enemy forces (TBA) intent upon destroying our way of life.
Do your part. Start conceiving the next generation of American soldiers now.
*Check with your doctor to see if you are healthy enough for reproductive sex.