I have received another letter from my strange friend, Dr. Tarrec. I’d been a little concerned since I hadn’t heard from him in so long.
Thank you for your recent letters. You cannot know how much your continued friendship means to a lonely old man like myself.
I am well, thank you, though I have not left the basement of my house for several weeks. I have subsisted on canned tuna, dried fruit and my emergency stores of deionized water. I have been collecting and fermenting my urine in large vats. I can extract goldfrom it. My solid waste, however, has been more difficult to deal with.
I retreated to the basement because of the attacks being waged against me by the USAF. They have been spraying my house for years with their chemtrails – but recently they shifted away from using electrically conductive particles (as part of their HAARP – High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program – one of their electromagnetic super weapons). They are now spraying Wöhler processed aluminum ions and psioni-phosphates. Both of these chemicals are used in bio-chemical mind control programs, particularly in Belgium. (The Council of Eight has more freedom and can act with impunity there.)
But never fear, my boy. I have devised a way to minimize the deleterious effects. I simply cover my cranium with a thin sheeting of aluminum. This effectively blocks the dangerous substances from reaching my brain. I can now return to my work without fear of being brainwashed (again) by the USAF.
However, I am somewhat frustrated in my work. My research into the Christological themes presented in the Toxic Avengers movies has stalled. Perhaps I can revise my thesis by expanding it to include more of the Troma Films such as Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. and Surf Nazis Must Die. I will keep you informed as my work continues.
Again, I must thank you for the items that you sent me. The automatistic writing motor was a special treat. Thank you.