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Monday, July 21, 2014

Lead On, Oh Kinky Turtle

Some friends and I have been amusing ourselves by sharing our favorite awful hymns, misheard lines, and other oddities.  Some of them are just weird ("heaven meets Earth like a wet sloppy kiss"), some of them are unintentional puns ("though Satan should buffet" -from It Is Well With My Soul - which is fine if he uses a clean plate for each trip...),some are the result of a slip of the tongue (accidentally singing "let everything that has breasts praise the Lord" instead of "breath"....), some are the result of bad grammar,

And some of theme, like my all time favorite are mondegreens :

"Lead on, oh kinky turtle..."




(that would be, "Lead on, oh King Eternal", but you probably figured that out already.)

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