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Monday, July 13, 2015

Dr. Tarrec’s Free Weekly Horoscope #23

Aries - This is the excellent foppery of the world: that deaths and dissolutions have divided the weary from their wealth.  Divide the heavens into twelve houses, but one will rule.

Taurus – Are you sick in fortune? Are you now wont to be so full of songs, Sirrah? You are too much, of late, in the frown.

Gemini – This guilt goes back to your school days-there were giants upon the land in those days and the guilt of disasters in the sun, moon, and stars is theirs – the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light. 

Cancer – Do you question the translation? You should. Question also those who are fools by heavenly compulsion and the very pregnant and potential spirits.

Leo – Beware of knaves, thieves, and treachers by spherical dominance (and rotund girth); they will campaign for your vote and prevaricate for your dollar.

Virgo – How did life begin on Earth? How did the dry land separate from the water? Ask the atom and the Adam.

Libra – You have made an admirable evasion of difficult duty; but what have you gained from that? 

Scorpio – Put off your goatish disposition for the charge of a star. The seven sisters are no more.

Sagittarius – If you insist upon lingering beneath the Dragon’s tail, you may find your skull perforated by his scaly trepan; all that matters is the dura mater, but you will not long endure beneath those spines.

Capricorn –   Fut! You are like the catastrophe of the old comedies, more hideous than the sea monster.  Darkness and Devils!  Blasts and Fogs upon thee!

Aquarius – Though the Hebrew calendar (just as the Sumerian calendar) is unexpected, the Earth and Moone’s late and horrible obscurations were not unpredicted -strange and fearful news was recorded in soft clay with a stylus.  These (like the earth) are dried in fire to be a permanent record.

Pisces  Villainous melancholy will not still be readable in six thousand years.  Sing, “Fa, Sol, La, Mi,” and leave it unresolved.

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