The (American Conservative Christian) Apostle Paul Writes to the Ephesians

So then, remember that at one time (and still today) you Liberals, called “the radicals” by those called “the conservatives,” remember that you were at that time (and still are today) without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Christianity, and strangers to the Constitution of the United States, having no hope or change, and without God in your world.  But now in Christ Jesus, you who are far off, are rejected and despised.

Ephesians 2: 11 – 13 (Radically Misunderstood Version)