It is a part of our Christian creed
that our Jesus ascended, indeed,
but he ‘aint, to this day,
escaped the Milky Way,
unless, that is, he’s attained warp speed.
Mark 16: 9 / Luke 24: 51 / Acts 1: 9 - 11
"We now know that, if [Jesus] began ascending two thousand years ago, he would not yet have left the Milky Way (unless he attained warp speed)." First, Keith Ward (The Big Questions in Science and Religion, p.107)