Pages

google analytics

Monday, September 15, 2014

A Reading from the Book of Limitations



I am speaking in human terms and limitations.  You agree that you will accept these words and this syntax and all appropriate constructions and conjugations.  And you shall set limits for the people all around.  The author is not responsible for injury or death resulting from breech of said established boundaries.  These limitations my not apply to you.  Certain state laws do not allow limitations on implied warranties or the exclusion of certain damages.  If these laws apply to you, some or all of the above disclaimers, exclusions, or limitations my not apply to you; and you may also have additional rights.

Your use of services includes the ability to search out to the farthest limits the ore in gloom and deep darkness.  You acknowledge that “deep darkness” is a registered trademark.  Use of deep darkness requires compatible devices and certain software (fees may apply); may require periodic updates, and may be affected by certain weather phenomena.

The Book of Limitations 4: 15 - 21

2 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. indeed. perhaps improper constructions and conjugations like that invalidate the contract ...

      Delete

The views, comments, statements and opinions expressed on this Web site do not necessarily represent the official position of The Salvation Army.

ShareThis

Related Posts with Thumbnails