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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Biblical Limericks: Too Gross To Be Telling


If you are a recalcitrant git
the Lord will drive thee crazed in thy wit
with scabs and with swelling
too gross to be telling,
and boils on the part where you shit.

-Deuteronomy 28: 27 - 28


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