If I can't run away to join the circus, then someday I'll become a hermit and live in an abandoned building, like this one. This will be my hermitage.
And I'll be visited by angels and other strange creatures every other day. On days without supernatural visitors I will pray and meditate upon the mysteries of the universe.
I'll eat only what people bring me when they come seeking words of great wisdom. And like St. Seraphim of Sarov, I'll share my food with the bears.