Pat Robertson - never one to learn from his mistakes - has released his latest predictions for the upcoming year. In his crystal ball he's seen chaos (he always sees chaos), a win for the Republicans (now he's just being redundant), a credit crisis caused by China, and a surfin' president Obama.
Sounds like fun to me.
Pat Robertson Says "Let's Go Surfin' in 2014"
And let's not forget the time that God told Pat who was going to win the election, but Pat said that he probably shouldn't talk about it.
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