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Sunday, March 16, 2014

Biblical Limericks: This Story’s Been Hacked


Sometimes when the people read over
John’s tale:  The Woman Adulterer,
they stop when they get to
“nor do I accuse you,”
and miss the next part, “go, sin no more.”

But I think that this story’s been hacked -
for if she were caught in that coarse act
there must have been a man
because no woman can
do that alone, and that is a fact.

John  8: 3 – 11


(thanks to Sean Wise for the first verse)

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