Here's something new - Christmas songs and carols translated into limericks...
We’re dashing through the snow in a sleigh
o’er fields we go, laughing all the way;
the horses bells ringing,
our spirits are singing
a wonderful sleighing song, Oh hey!
Jingle bells, they jingle all the way,
what fun to ride in an open sleigh
jingle bells, Batman smells
riding through snowy dells,
oh the fun of riding in a sleigh.
Yesterday I thought I’d take a ride
with the lovely Miss Bright by my side,
the horse was lean and lank
but in the snow we sank,
now Miss Bright’s mad and won’t be my bride!
(with apologies to James Pierpont)