What follows is a transcript of the emergency meeting of the Jerusalem Sanhedrin, Tammuz 15, in the Year of the Consulship of Ocella and Sulla, otherwise counted as 786 Ab Urbe Condita1 from a recording made on an Uher 5000 reel to reel tape recorder.2 Those present were the rulers, elders, scribes in the presence of Annas, the High Priest as well as Jonathan, his son, and Alexander Unknown - all members of high priestly families and respectable men.
Elder 1: (Speaking to the detainees – by name Peter and John, and including the formerly crippled man) By what power and what name have you done this?
Peter: Rulers of th…
Elder 2: I’m sorry to interrupt…
Elder 1: Yes? Yes?
Elder 2: But what is the question under discussion here this morning?
Elder 1: What?
Elder 2: Is it the question of the healing of the crippled man…
Scribe 1: Alleged healing…
Elder 2: Yes. Alleged healing. Or is it the question of their heretical doctrine, namely the resurrection of the dead?
Scribe 2: Alleged resurrection.
Elder 2: Yes. Alleged Resurrection.
Elder 1: What?
Peter: Rulers of th…
Elder 1: The detainee will keep silent until he has been addressed. Now, what is the question?
Elder 2: Exactly.
Elder 1: What?
Elder 2: What is the question to be addressed here this morning? Is it the healing… alleged healing, or is the question of the questionable doctrine of the alleged resurrection?
Elder 1: What does it matter? We’re not here for questions; we’re here for answers. Now (to the detainees again) Why haven’t you answered my question?
Peter: Rulers of th…
Scribe 2: Could we have the question repeated for the record?
Scribe 1: I believe it was, “By what power and what name have you done this?”
Elder 1: Yes. Yes. That was it. By what power and by what name? And we are still waiting for an answer.
Peter: Rulers of th…
Scribe 2: Could you speak up? So we can hear your words and record your answer.
Elder 2: Yes. Do speak up.
Peter: Rulers of the people and elders! If you are questioning us about an act of kindness…
Scribe 1: Alleged act of kindness.
Peter: If you are questioning us about an act of kindness to a crippled old man, if you’re asking us how he was healed, then you all should know, that it was in the name and authority of Jesus of Nazareth – whom you crucified …
Scribe 2: Allegedly
Peter: …. and whom God raised from the dead, that this man stands on his own two feet before you today. Of all the given names in this world given to men, there is none other by which we can be saved.
The detainees were excused for the moment, sent back to the holding cells still bearing their fetters.
Elder 1: Your excellencies, what are we to do with these men? They are uneducated to be sure, but they are aweless and unafraid.
Ruler 1: Perhaps it is because they are uneducated that they are so audacious; they have not learned the proper respect for our position, or for theirs.
Elder 1: That may be so. We know them to be associates of the criminal Jesus, who was, like them, untrained and uncredentialed.
Elder 2: However that may be, the man has been healed.
Scribe 2: Allegedly.
Elder 2: Oh, lay off. We all know he was. We’ve all seen him in the court of beggars. We’ve seen him lying there for years. And now we’ve seen him standing in front of our eyes. And what is more, it’s obvious to everyone in the city that he’s been healed. These men are exciting the casual inhabitants of the city – the dockworkers, porters, hawkers, costermongers and the like. If we don’t silence them now, then all the bookbinders, clock-winders, and tailors in the city will be talking about this miracle.
Scribe 2: Alleged miracle.
Elder 2: Shut it, you old fool! You just saw him yourself.
Annas: Gentlemen, please. We are losing ourselves here.
Jonathan: Yes, father. You are quite right. Quite right.
Annas: What we want is stop this report from spreading any further.
Elder 2: And again, I am sorry, my lord, but which report is that?
Annas: What?
Elder 2: Are we trying to stop the report of the healing or the report of Jesus’ resurrection.
Scribe 2: Alleged resurrection.
Annas: Oh, for heaven’s sake. Call the detainees back in and warn them in the sternest terms possible not to speak of this or in this name to anyone ever again.
Jonathan: Yes, father. You are quite right. Again, quite right.
The detainees were called in before the members of the Sanhedrin once more and their shackles were removed from their wrists and ankles.
Elder 1: Gentlemen, you are hereby and forthwith ordered to stop all promulgation and proclamation in, of, about, or concerning the name of one Jesus of Nazareth, who was recently hung upon the executioner’s tree in this very city. You will, pursuant to the orders given by this governing body as incorporated under the authority of the emperor in Rome, Tiberius Caesar Augustus, cease and desist from all reckless speech and discourse, both here in the city of Jerusalem, and in the land of Israel and all her territories.
Elder 2: Now, what say you?
Peter: You are the judges, and you will judge what is right and proper. But we have seen what we have seen, and we know what we know. Is it right and proper for us to listen and to obey you, or to obey the voice of our Lord God?
John: We cannot and will not stop proclaiming what we know to be true.
Elder 1: I warn you again, I warn you most sternly: say no more to anyone about this or you will not fail to face the consequences. The next scream you hear may be your own.
John: And what, good sire, would those consequences be? What punishment is proper for the healing of cripples and restoring them to health?
Elder 1: …
Scribe 1: (Whispering) My lord, we have no chastisement we can give for this. I’m not even sure, my lord, if this can be described as a criminal action.
Elder: (to the detainees) Depart. And go with this warning.
The detainees, including the formerly crippled man, were escorted from the building.
Scribe 1: My lord, I forgot to ask earlier, but it’s important for the records: how old was the man who has been miraculously cured?
Scribe 2: Allegedly cured…
1July 2, 33CE
2By a strange twist of asynchronicity it was the exact same Uher 5000 reel to reel tape recorder used by President Richard Milhous Nixon as part of his White House taping system. It slipped through time and space and wound up in the possession of the High Priest. It's presence in first century Jerusalem remains unexplained.

