It was
late and I was praying, as usual, for the salvation of our nation. I
knelt at my desk and prayed for over an hour. “Give me a word, O
Lord, a plan. What must we do to turn this country around? What do we
do to save the soul of our great nation?”
That’s
when the Visitor arrived. He stepped right through the walls in a
ring of tingling light. “Greetings and salutations, Faithful One,”
he said – but his voice was soft and effeminate, like a girl. His
face, too, was soft, his hair in long, golden curls. “Your prayers
have been heard in heaven and I have been sent to you to help you
know what you must do in the days to come.”
“Praise
the God of heaven,” I sighed. “And thank you. Please tell me
what we can do to preserve the godly government left to us by our
forefathers.”
The
Visitor bowed and said, “The first necessary thing is to turn the
people from rejoicing in fornication to delighting in continence
alone.”
“Indeed,”
I agreed. “Sexual perversion is rampant these days. From the gays
and lesbians with their alphabet army to drag shows in public school
libraries.”
The
Visitor bowed and continued. “Those who use magic arts must
dedicate themselves to the good and unbegotten God.”
I
nodded again. “That’s a strange way to put it,” I said, “but,
yes. Yes. They must dedicate themselves to the, what was it? Good and
unbegotten God.”
The
Visitor smiled and bowed a third time. “Those who take pleasure in
the means of increasing their wealth and property must now bring what
they have into a common fund and share with anyone in need.”
“Now,
hold on there,” I said.
But
the Visitor continued without listening. “Those who have hated and
killed one another and would not associate with men of different
tribes because of their different customs must now, after the
manifestation of Christ, live together with and pray for their
enemies and try to persuade those who unjustly hate them.”
But
this was too much. I held up my hands to stop him. “Stop. Stop.
Stop right there, stranger. Your words, while pious on the surface,
are unsettling. Who are you and why have you really come? Answer
honestly, by heaven.”
The
Visitor bowed again. “And knock off with the bowing,” I said
curtly. “You look like one of those drinking bird toys.”
The
Visitor nodded and said, “Yes. I am sent by heaven to bring you
guidance. I am one of the Eudaimonia.”
“A
demon?!” I shouted. “A demon? I knew it. I knew what you were
saying was wrong.”
“Yes,”
he said. “A good demon. A happy spirit.”
I
shrieked and screamed, “Away from me. Away. Get out. By the power
of Christ, you must depart.”
But
the Visitor shook his head, frowned and said, “Perhaps I am not
saying it right? A happy spirit. Allow me to call my sister spirits,
Enkratein and Karteria. They will know what I’ve said wrong.”
* The
Visitor’s plan is drawn directly from Justin Martyr’s First
Apology – written between c. AD 155-157. Eudaimonia,
translated “happiness” or “flourishing” is literally “a
good spirit.” Enkratein is
“Self-Control”
and Karteria is
“Perseverance”