“Looks like
rain,” said the man standing next to me as he sniffed the air. But,
born and raised in the Midwest, I knew better. When the sky’s red
and overcast in the morning, I know it will be storming soon. I know
clouds in the west are for rain and wind from the south is hot. But
this is neither.
There were news
cameras from all the major outlets, with a clear title and clean
report. Cleared for the press corps by presidential aides, gathered
on the lawn with their anchors prepping and primping in the
ringlight. And me, taking notes for my forthcoming book –
Misgoverned Houses and an Inheritance of Wind. No
one would read it, of course. But the words must be written. Fame is
better than gold, I am told. But I have neither.
Meanwhile,
dangling high for the cameras to see, was history in the
making. A sentimental moment for salesmen without an ounce of
self-denial. Salesmen with asymmetrical smiles, chewing the carpet.
Explaining the complexities of imported mining exports and residual
dividend transfers. Drilling holes for natural gas and paying off
companies to not build renewables.
The
president was there. He was, of course, primarily concerned
with conducting personal business under the presidential seal.
Leaving a trail of unmarked graves and unexamined bodies. You know
what they say about the pretensions of White Horse promises – conquering and to
conquer the world. Only I can fix it...
And the press
conference began. Flashbulbs and shouting. Can we ask about:
Affordable health
care?
Reduction of the
national debt?
Lower grocery
prices?
Lower gas prices?
Lower energy bills?
Stimulus check?
DOGE check?
Greenland, Canada,
Venezuela?
Where are we with
Iran?
Over the intercom,
a response, “No. No. Not yet.”
“Is everything
okay?”
“No. Put that man
out. Revoke his credentials. Put those questions aside - there are
tourists exploding on the mall. We are as polite as overwhelming
anger. All you weak reporters. Lazy. Failing.”
“Looks like
rain,” said the man standing next to me as he sniffed the air but
you know what they say - White House promises are heavy clouds and
wind, but no rain.
Proverbs 25:14