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Friday, May 1, 2015

Biblical Limericks: Keep Them Out


This won’t be a verse the church discards;
we’ll station sentinels and strong guards,
we’ll block the doors and gates
for the Bible dictates
that we keep out all of those bastards.

Deuteronomy 23: 2 (in the KJV, ASV, RSV, Message…)

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