Biblical Limericks: Is Saul One of the Prophets, Too?

Overcome by the Spirit of God,
Saul quickly stripped the clothes off his bod,
then went in a frenzy,
like a dervish, till he
came to Ramah. Now isn’t that odd?

1 Samuel 19: 23 - 24

Biblical Limericks: Because “Son of a Perverse Rebellious Woman” Doesn’t Have the Same Ring To It

King Saul wanted Jonathan to snitch
on his friend David; there was this hitch
Jonathan was loyal,
so Saul’s anger boiled,
“I’ll kill him yet, you son of a bitch!”

1 Samuel 20: 25 – 31

Read it in the Living Bible (1972) paraphrase…