Biblical Limericks: Nehemiah’s Agitation

To Nehemiah’s agitation
the people of his Jewish nation
were committing a sin
participating in
acts of racial miscegenation.

Nehemiah 13: 23 - 27

Biblical Limericks: The KKK Opposed Miscegenation Too

Nehemiah was a mean, cruel man,
vexed with the men of Jerusalem;
he yelled and cursed them out,
punched and knocked them about,
just for marrying outside the clan.

Nehemiah 13: 21 - 25