Biblical Limericks: Let the Reader Understand

Don’t let yourself get down in the dump
the Last Day is still over the hump.
First the Falling Away,
then the terrible day
when the Lawless One comes with a Trump.

2 Thessalonians 2: 1 - 4

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Biblical Limericks: Socialist Tendency

Though it offend Christian bourgeoisie,
it must be admitted presently
that the Apostle Paul
had the nerve and the gall
to flaunt a socialist tendency.

2 Corinthians 8: 13 - 15

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Biblical Limericks: I Think We Have Time

Peter said the end of all is near,
but you and I, we aren’t ones to fear;
it’s been quite a long spell
so I say, ‘what the hell,
I think we have time to share a beer.’

1 Peter 4: 7

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Biblical Limericks: Creation Reversed

I will sweep away the humans first,
then creatures, and birds, and fish submersed.
I’ll topple the fiendish
for all their uncleanness;
I will see my creation reversed.

Zephaniah 1: 2 - 3

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Biblical Limericks: The Daniel Diet

No, the Bible did not supply it;
ignore those who want you to buy it.
They that published the books
are little more than crooks -
peddling a baseless Daniel Diet.

Daniel 1: 8 - 18

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