Prophecy Club
05.16.26
7:34 pm
First Bethel Baptist
Church Basement
ATTENDANCE
Present Members:
Brothers Haggai, Joel, Daniel, Jonah, Ezekiel, and Agabus
Absent Members:
Brother Micah
There were no guests
There was a quorum
present
ORDERS OF
BUSINESS
The meeting opened
with our standard invocation: “Open our eyes that we may see
wonderful things in your law.” Open our eyes now, Lord. Amen.
Brother Joel read
the minutes of the previous meeting. Brother Agabus pointed out that
in the discussion of Secrets of the Freemason, “Ordo ab Chao”
had been misspelled as “Ordo ab Kayo.”
Much laughter ensued.
Unfinished
Business
Brother Agabus
reported on his investigation into the socialist roots of the Pledge
of Allegiance. He reported – it IS true that a socialist wrote the
pledge and that the original version did NOT include the phrase “one
nation under God.” Brother Agabus reported that he continues to
investigate whether or not we should continue to recite the pledge in
light of these discoveries.
New Business
Brother Haggai
presented part 15 of his series on the satanic connections between
the Pope and the coming of the Mahdi. Spirited discussion followed.
Brother Ezekiel of
the Man of Perdition Committee reported that they had no new
Antichrist Candidates to consider this month.
A question was
raised about whether angels and demons are bodies with DNA of some
sort. Brother Daniel said no. They are spiritual beings, not
physical. Brother Ezekiel insisted that “there are celestial bodies
and terrestrial bodies” and that bodies have DNA. Discussion was
tabled after several minutes.
Brother Joel
presented a report from the UFO Committee. There have been (at least)
three sighting of possible UFOs circling the Saint Louis Arch this
month. Brother Joel requested funds for overnight watch groups.
Motion was made by Brother Daniel. Seconded by Brother Jonah. The
motion was passed with five Ayes and one Abstention (Brother Agabus)
Brother Joel also
discussed the change in nomenclature. UFO is less standard. UAP
(Unidentified Aerial Phenomena) has replaced it. Brother Joel
requested money to change the Committee’s letterhead and business
cards. Motion was made by Brother Daniel. Seconded by Brother Jonah.
The motion was passed with five Ayes and one Abstention (Brother
Agabus)
Brother Agabus was
questioned about his abstentions. He said: “I refuse to recognize
the authority of this group until it distinguishes between the
Zionist state and the Israel of God.”
CLOSING
Brother
Joel led us in the closing prayer: Lord, You are our refuge
and fortress. Guard our hearts and minds. Protect us from demonic
attack, physical harm, and emotional wounds. Keep us safe in the
shadow of Your wings. Amen.
We will hold the
next board meeting on 06.16.26 at 7:34pm. The meeting will be a top-secret Strategy Briefing. The password will be: hoy al-ha N’viyiym
ha N’yaliym. Do not share with
nonmembers.
The meeting ended at
10:16pm
[Signatures of minute taker and board president]
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