Prophecy Club – Supplemental

    Dear Brothers,

    Because we failed to check the calendar, we did not notice that this month’s meeting was scheduled for Sunday evening (08.16.26 at 6:16 pm.) But, as was pointed out by Brother Agabus, Prophecy Club bylaws prohibit holding meetings on the Sabbath. So we have been forced to cancel August’s meeting.

    We apologize for the oversight.

    However, you will find included in this correspondence a brief report from Brother Joel. Please read and consider it ahead of our next scheduled meeting (09.16.26 at 5:47 pm). Be prepared to offer any corrections or expansions the Spirit brings to mind.

    Yours in Christ,
    Brother Haggai

    Here’s to wisdom. Consider now:

    Everything from finance to agriculture, manufacturing, military mining, and data-tech, all of it, the whole world economy is controlled by multinational corporations and conglomerates linked by neural AI relay. Every field. Every valley. Interconnected. Disconnected. Paradoxical fragmentation. Next time. This time. Division and subdivision.

    We saw it happening in Germany. And the same terrible pattern in Russia. In Czechoslovakia. Austria. Poland. Hungary. But the Tribulationists were brought to power in these United States, messiah-like, by false alarm and deliberate dissemblance.

    “We need weapons. We can’t save the world without guns.”

    Rifles, handguns, fire-systems. Well-trained soldiers fighting naked. Hearts and kidneys turning black. Zealous Christians hurling vulgarities, insults, and passionate abuse like the true patriots they are. There will be mercenary destruction crews for six months, four years, eight years of agonizing pain. And then comes death.

    But how shall we escape so great a judgment?

    You are not prepared to understand what comes next. Thunder is the warning that comes too late.

Topics for Discussion – Prophecy Club – Meeting May 14
Prophecy Club Minutes – 05.16.26
Prophecy Club Minutes – 06.16.26
Prophecy Club Minutes – 07.16.26

Prophecy Cub Minutes 07.16.26

 

Prophecy Club
06.16.26
7:34 pm
First Bethel Baptist Church Basement

ATTENDANCE
Present Members: Brothers Haggai, Joel, Daniel, Jonah, Ezekiel, Micah and Agabus
Guests Present: There were no guests.
There was a quorum present.

ORDERS OF BUSINESS

The meeting opened with our standard invocation: “Open our eyes that we may see wonderful things in your law.” Open our eyes now, Lord. Amen.

The minutes of the previous meeting were read and entered into the record.

Unfinished Business

No unfinished business was conducted in order to allow extra time for Brother Joel’s special presentation.

New Business

Brother Joel was invited to give a special presentation for the 250^th anniversary of the United States of America concerning the USA’s role in biblical prophecy and the last days.

He began by informing us that the Curse of the Admiralty Law (pronounced in 1871) is being undone by President Trump, and that we are returning to the Common Law of the Land. The people of the nation have given their consent with shouting and festival and music, and that the required rituals have been observed by royalty as required. King Charles III and Queen Camilla observed the transfer of power during their visit earlier this year.

Brother Joel also reported that while the United States is not explicitly named by any of the biblical prophets, the USA does have a specific and important role to play in future events. He told us that the “Great Eagle” seen in John’s vision (Revelation 12) is none other than the US. It is obvious, he said. The eagle is the national emblem of the country. And that the United States will swoop in to rescue the woman (who is Israel) from the pursuing dragon (the devil).

Brother Joel further described a relatively obscure passage from the prophet Isaiah. “Go, swift messengers to a nation tall and smooth, a people feared far and near, a mighty and aggressive nation whose country is divided by rivers.” Brother Joel stated that this description is becoming increasingly accurate every week under President Trump. Every executive order brings us closer to the end. And that the increasing accuracy of the description is indicative of the nearness of the end times. “We will soon fulfill the prophet’s words, and ‘an offering will be brought to the temple on behalf of the people tall and smooth, feared far and near, the mighty and aggressive people.” (Isaiah 18:2 and 7)

Brother Agabus asked how this could be possible since there is no Temple – and thus no sacrificial system – in Jerusalem. Vigorous and extended discussion followed until Brother Ezekiel suggested that further discussion be moved to a special committee.

Brother Ezekiel reported that he’s been informed of a rival prophecy club meeting at the Assemblies of God church on Water Street. He has no further details, but he’s sure that they are “covered in filthy vomit.” Brother Jonah promised to investigate.

CLOSING

Brother Joel led us in the closing prayer: Lord, You are our refuge and fortress. Guard our hearts and minds. Protect us from demonic attack, physical harm, and emotional wounds. Keep us safe in the shadow of Your wings. Amen.

We will hold the next board meeting on 08.16.26 at 6:16 pm. The meeting will be a top-secret Strategy Briefing. The password will be: Watchman! Watchman! What time of night? And the countersign will be: Morning is coming, and night again. Do not share with nonmembers.

The meeting ended at 1:17 am

[Signatures of minute taker and board president]

Prophecy Club Minutes - 06.16.26

 

Prophecy Club

06.16.26
7:34 pm
First Bethel Baptist Church Basement

ATTENDANCE

Present Members: Brothers Haggai, Joel, Daniel, Jonah, Ezekiel, Micah (arrived late) and Agabus
Guests Present: “Brother Abel”
There was a quorum present

ORDERS OF BUSINESS

The meeting opened with our standard invocation: “Open our eyes that we may see wonderful things in your law.” Open our eyes now, Lord. Amen.

The minutes of the previous meeting were read and entered into the record.

Unfinished Business

Brother Joel presented a report from the UAP Committee (Formerly UFO Committee) concerning the Committee’s letterhead and business cards. The business cards were received in order, but the letterhead had to be returned due to a misspelling.

New Business

Brother Jonah reported that he’d heard from a friend, who had been told by his doctor that the hospital’s pharmaceutical sales rep had mentioned that they are encouraged to get their “5 by 50” – that is getting people on five different medications by the age of fifty. Brother Jonah wondered if the group thought this something worth considering and investigating. Brother Joel suggested that this sounds like it might be an urban legend. And, in any case, the information reported was little more than hearsay.

Brother Ezekiel of the Man of Perdition Committee reported that online search results indicate that the following individuals should be considered as possible candidates for the Antichrist: Donald J. Trump, Elon Musk, King Charles III, and Emmanuel Macron. Brother Ezekiel indicated that the committee would investigate King Charles III and Macron but did not believe that either Trump or Musk warranted an investigation. Brother Agabus commented that this was “myopic.”

Brother Daniel motioned that Brother Agabus be issued a Waterless Cloud Warning Card. The motion was seconded by Brother Joel. Per the Prophecy Club bylaws, a Waterless Cloud Warning Card censure must be passed unanimously. No abstentions are permitted. Vote was called. Brother Haggai voted No. The censure failed to pass.

Brother Joel of the UAP Committee was asked about the blue clouds that appeared recently over the Midwest. Brother Joel reported that the Chinese Landspace Zhuque 2E Y5 rocket – launched from the Dongfeng commercial space innovation pilot zone in northwest China – carrying a 2.8 ton payload into a 900 km polar orbit, had dumped methalox (a methane and liquid oxygen fuel mixture). That was the cause of the bright blue clouds. Further questions were raised concerning the timing of this event, occurring as it did during Trump’s visit to China. Several members wondered if this were coincidence or something more nefarious. Brother Joel promised to investigate.

Special Guest “Brother Abel” reported that during a recent trip to Oklahoma he’d had a dream in which he was preaching on the role of the United States of America in Biblical prophecy. In the middle of the sermon, a severe weather alert was broadcast on the radio. There were storms, and fiery tornadoes, and the multicolored sun appeared to dance a zigzag across the sky. “Brother Abel” asked for the Prophecy Club to help him consider the implications of this dream. Lengthy discussion followed.

Brother Micah asked whether the group should consider a service project for the poor or the immigrants who have been moving into the neighborhood around First Bethel Baptist. Discussion was tabled for lack of time.

CLOSING

Brother Joel led us in the closing prayer: Lord, You are our refuge and fortress. Guard our hearts and minds. Protect us from demonic attack, physical harm, and emotional wounds. Keep us safe in the shadow of Your wings. Amen.

We will hold the next board meeting on 07.16.26 at 7:34pm. The meeting will be a top-secret Strategy Briefing. The password will be: a vision from their own heart, not the mouth of Jehovah. Do not share with nonmembers.

The meeting ended at 11:34pm
[Signatures of minute taker and board president]

Previous Minutes: 
05.16.26
Topics for Discussion

Prophecy Club Minutes - 05.16.26

Prophecy Club
05.16.26
7:34 pm
First Bethel Baptist Church Basement

ATTENDANCE
Present Members: Brothers Haggai, Joel, Daniel, Jonah, Ezekiel, and Agabus
Absent Members: Brother Micah
There were no guests
There was a quorum present

ORDERS OF BUSINESS

The meeting opened with our standard invocation: “Open our eyes that we may see wonderful things in your law.” Open our eyes now, Lord. Amen.

Brother Joel read the minutes of the previous meeting. Brother Agabus pointed out that in the discussion of Secrets of the Freemason, “Ordo ab Chao” had been misspelled as “Ordo ab Kayo.” Much laughter ensued.

Unfinished Business

Brother Agabus reported on his investigation into the socialist roots of the Pledge of Allegiance. He reported – it IS true that a socialist wrote the pledge and that the original version did NOT include the phrase “one nation under God.” Brother Agabus reported that he continues to investigate whether or not we should continue to recite the pledge in light of these discoveries.

New Business

Brother Haggai presented part 15 of his series on the satanic connections between the Pope and the coming of the Mahdi. Spirited discussion followed.

Brother Ezekiel of the Man of Perdition Committee reported that they had no new Antichrist Candidates to consider this month.

A question was raised about whether angels and demons are bodies with DNA of some sort. Brother Daniel said no. They are spiritual beings, not physical. Brother Ezekiel insisted that “there are celestial bodies and terrestrial bodies” and that bodies have DNA. Discussion was tabled after several minutes.

Brother Joel presented a report from the UFO Committee. There have been (at least) three sighting of possible UFOs circling the Saint Louis Arch this month. Brother Joel requested funds for overnight watch groups. Motion was made by Brother Daniel. Seconded by Brother Jonah. The motion was passed with five Ayes and one Abstention (Brother Agabus)

Brother Joel also discussed the change in nomenclature. UFO is less standard. UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena) has replaced it. Brother Joel requested money to change the Committee’s letterhead and business cards. Motion was made by Brother Daniel. Seconded by Brother Jonah. The motion was passed with five Ayes and one Abstention (Brother Agabus)

Brother Agabus was questioned about his abstentions. He said: “I refuse to recognize the authority of this group until it distinguishes between the Zionist state and the Israel of God.”

CLOSING

Brother Joel led us in the closing prayer: Lord, You are our refuge and fortress. Guard our hearts and minds. Protect us from demonic attack, physical harm, and emotional wounds. Keep us safe in the shadow of Your wings. Amen.

We will hold the next board meeting on 06.16.26 at 7:34pm. The meeting will be a top-secret Strategy Briefing. The password will be: hoy al-ha N’viyiym ha N’yaliym. Do not share with nonmembers.

The meeting ended at 10:16pm

[Signatures of minute taker and board president]

Topics for Discussion – Prophecy Club – Meeting May 14

    The European Union has ten member states, now eleven. Count the number of stars in the flag if you don’t understand. The Prophecy Club has all this information. We know the identity of the all-seeing eye.

    JFK’s assassination was a Masonic symbol enacted in life – or death, rather. Strike him on the left breast. Strike him on the neck. Strike him on the head. Dead.

    Remember the exploding teeth of the 19^th century? Metal fillings generated a galvanic effect, filled with hydrogen and exploded like a gunshot.

    Ground penetrating radar was used to discover subterranean rooms and chambers in a ‘boat like’ geologic anomaly in the mountains of Turkey. Ron Wyatt found it and nearly a hundred other Biblical artifacts. Explain that one if you can.

    The Parthenon of Greece has forty-six pillars. The human body has forty-six chromosomes. Do you see it yet? It’s all there if you know how to see. If you know how to count. 

    The James Webb telescope is already discovering galaxies that should not exist. Aren’t you even curious as to why?

    Pale as a ghost and dressed in black, the rulers of darkness know only the lust of the eye, the lust of the flesh and the pride of life. Lawless and loveless.

    We are concerned how the prosperity of the community will be affected by the proposed construction of a Muslim cemetery. It will bring unwanted traffic into the neighborhood – traffic that puts school children at risk. Sign the petition to keep the dead Muslims out of our community.

    The secular humanist misunderstands biology so that he can better misunderstand theology. History, the same. Mathematics too. Precept upon precept, it all adds up. But he refuses the call of Wisdom.