Prophecy Club
06.16.26
7:34 pm
First Bethel Baptist
Church Basement
ATTENDANCE
Present Members:
Brothers Haggai, Joel, Daniel, Jonah, Ezekiel, Micah (arrived late)
and Agabus
Guests Present:
“Brother Abel”
There was a quorum
present
ORDERS OF
BUSINESS
The meeting opened
with our standard invocation: “Open our eyes that we may see
wonderful things in your law.” Open our eyes now, Lord. Amen.
The minutes of the
previous meeting were read and entered into the record.
Unfinished
Business
Brother Joel
presented a report from the UAP Committee (Formerly UFO Committee)
concerning the Committee’s letterhead and business cards. The
business cards were received in order, but the letterhead had to be
returned due to a misspelling.
New Business
Brother Jonah
reported that he’d heard from a friend, who had been told by his
doctor that the hospital’s pharmaceutical sales rep had mentioned
that they are encouraged to get their “5 by 50” – that is
getting people on five different medications by the age of fifty.
Brother Jonah wondered if the group thought this something worth
considering and investigating. Brother Joel suggested that this
sounds like it might be an urban legend. And, in any case, the
information reported was little more than hearsay.
Brother Ezekiel of
the Man of Perdition Committee reported that online search results
indicate that the following individuals should be considered as
possible candidates for the Antichrist: Donald J. Trump, Elon Musk,
King Charles III, and Emmanuel Macron. Brother Ezekiel indicated that
the committee would investigate King Charles III and Macron but did
not believe that either Trump or Musk warranted an investigation.
Brother Agabus commented that this was “myopic.”
Brother Daniel
motioned that Brother Agabus be issued a Waterless Cloud Warning
Card. The motion was seconded by Brother Joel. Per the Prophecy Club
bylaws, a Waterless Cloud Warning Card censure must be passed
unanimously. No abstentions are permitted. Vote was called. Brother
Haggai voted No. The censure failed to pass.
Brother Joel of the
UAP Committee was asked about the blue clouds that appeared recently
over the Midwest. Brother Joel reported that the Chinese Landspace
Zhuque 2E Y5 rocket – launched from the Dongfeng commercial space
innovation pilot zone in northwest China – carrying a 2.8 ton
payload into a 900 km polar orbit, had dumped methalox (a methane and
liquid oxygen fuel mixture). That was the cause of the bright blue
clouds. Further questions were raised concerning the timing of this
event, occurring as it did during Trump’s visit to China. Several
members wondered if this were coincidence or something more
nefarious. Brother Joel promised to investigate.
Special Guest
“Brother Abel” reported that during a recent trip to Oklahoma
he’d had a dream in which he was preaching on the role of the
United States of America in Biblical prophecy. In the middle of the
sermon, a severe weather alert was broadcast on the radio. There were
storms, and fiery tornadoes, and the multicolored sun appeared to
dance a zigzag across the sky. “Brother Abel” asked for the
Prophecy Club to help him consider the implications of this dream.
Lengthy discussion followed.
Brother Micah asked
whether the group should consider a service project for the poor or
the immigrants who have been moving into the neighborhood around
First Bethel Baptist. Discussion was tabled for lack of time.
CLOSING
Brother
Joel led us in the closing prayer: Lord, You are our refuge
and fortress. Guard our hearts and minds. Protect us from demonic
attack, physical harm, and emotional wounds. Keep us safe in the
shadow of Your wings. Amen.
We will hold the
next board meeting on 07.16.26 at 7:34pm. The meeting will be a
top-secret Strategy Briefing. The password will be: a vision from
their own heart, not the mouth of Jehovah.
Do not share with nonmembers.
The meeting ended at
11:34pm
[Signatures of
minute taker and board president]
Previous Minutes:
05.16.26
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